Friday, December 21, 2007

A Public GRAVEH Announcement!!!

video

It may yet save your life if you heed my visions of false party-gawdness and pollo loco-motion.

Now to answer questions: No, it was powdered sugar. I ain't got that kinda money, but if I did, it wouldn't be going up my nostrils.

Drugs are bad, peoples, mmm'kay?

I think maybe later we are gonna see National Treasure 2, just me and the rugrat, and I think her lil friend. No, not that lil friend(her imaginary Mitch Conners hand), but one that actually lives and breathes, go figure!!! As long as they keep the chatter down a bit, I'm good.

Enjoy the video; learn a lesson or two, maybe...

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Barrel Bottom Scrapings...

I added a Youtube player at the top there, so you can enjoy even more of me.
I know you will love this, as now there is more of me to love. It is like being borne on the wings of angels, their wing feathers kissing you ever so gently.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........."
We saw Beowulf 2, did I mention? Good too, once again. I also put up some Christmas lights and will get the roof done tomorrow, if I don't have a stroke from all the anger involved in accomplishing this feat. I will probably have to do some inside the house tree-work too, which means I will be covered in deep, painful scratches, and sap. Damn it...
What else? It's cold as shit here. Well, not actually, since shit is usually pretty warm. I guess it depends on how long it's been sitting out. The kinda shit I'm talking about would have come out of an Eskimo's ass and left out all night on a glacier, or something...
Really fucking cold.
"Like a witches tit..."
Yeah can't you see I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here? To top it off, I'm out of Vicodins, and I'd went through a prescription of near 200. I'm gonna miss 'em...
We don't.
"That's because he took them to get rid of us, remember?"
Alas...

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Something for yer Breath...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8xrDyA3-e4
Please click on this link, people. It is a hilarious commercial a friend did for an Aquafresh commercial contest, and he needs some clicky wicky wicky scratch lovin' straight from the oven!!!
I do believe he has a winnah on his hands. I saw his competition and they were mostly all pretty lame. I wanted to do one myself, and had some great fucking ideas, but I'm still kinda ill, and lazy as all get out...
I may still do one, just for shits and giggles...
Go, Bren-Bren!!!!
Give mah nugga some love by clicking, faving, and spreading it around even more. It's a good one, and a tiny bit on ze naughty side. Not gross and/or perverted...
Just trust me here people!!! Have I ever steered you wrong yet?

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Shut Yer Face!!!


Yes, yes...
Aqui estoy, for now. I dunno if I mentioned it before, but The Mist was a terrible movie. Thanks alot Stephen King, for sucking royal ass. I gave it a C-. If I gave it a better grade at any earlier time, I'm taking it back. Over time it seems to have soured even more. I'm gonna be working on some new videos soon, and a few other things, hopefully they will be interesting and totally not suck. Here's to hoping...



So many things I wanna do, nay, need to do!!! I will hopefully come out of this funk soon and be riding high again. Been listening to alot of Marty Robbins, and wow, I had no idea...

That cat had way too many things going on for one man's lifetime. Lucky guy, that Marteh...

I'm starting to feel like Crispen Glover, except without the fame and, oh yeah, money!!!

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Priest Holmes: Say It Ain't So!!!

Kansas City Chiefs three-time Pro Bowl RB Priest Holmes officially announced his retirement from the National Football League on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving. Holmes concludes his illustrious playing career owning nine Chiefs career records and eight Chiefs single-season records. Arguably the most productive all-around offensive performer in the 48-year history of the franchise, Holmes walks away from the game as Kansas City’s all-time leader in rushing yards (6,070), rushing touchdowns (76) and total touchdowns (83). Holmes accumulated 8,172 career rushing yards in 11 seasons with Baltimore (’97-00) and Kansas City (2001-07), the highest total by any undrafted player since the AFL-NFL merger.
“I have truly been blessed with the opportunity to play in the National Football League,” Holmes commented. “I will be forever grateful to the Hunt Family and the Chiefs organization for the opportunity to come to Kansas City, where the community embraced me from day one. I have been humbled by the tremendous support that I have received from Chiefs fans over the years. I was grateful to be part of a Super Bowl team in Baltimore, but I will always fondly remember my time in Kansas City and the many great players and coaches that provided me an opportunity to be successful.”
Holmes played in 65 regular season games with 63 starts for Kansas City. He was named the NFL Offensive Player of the Year by the Associated Press after producing 1,615 rushing yards in just 14 games in 2002. Holmes became just the third Chiefs player to lead the league in rushing when he racked up 1,555 yards during his debut campaign with Kansas City in 2001. In addition to his rushing exploits, Holmes also caught 246 passes for 2,360 yards (9.6 avg.) with seven TDs. He ranks first in team history with 1,521 touches from scrimmage and is second in team annals with 24 career 100-yard rushing games. He also started a postseason contest vs. Indianapolis (1/11/04), rushing 24 times and setting Chiefs single-game postseason records with 176 yards and two TDs. He finished the day with 208 combined net yards from scrimmage, the third-highest tally in Chiefs postseason history.
Since joining the Chiefs as an unrestricted free agent in 2001, Holmes averaged a league-high 130.0 scrimmage yards per game and ranked second in the NFL by averaging 93.4 rushing yards per game. Holmes scored 83 touchdowns since 2001-05, the second-highest total in the NFL during that time span. He scored 62 rushing touchdowns from 2002-04, the second-best three-year total in NFL history. Holmes owns a host of Chiefs single-season records, including marks for points (162 in 2003), receptions by a running back (74 in 2003) and yards from scrimmage (2,287 in 2002).
I have his jersey, the only other one I shelled out moolah on was a bust in Tamarick Vanover. I was sad to see him go, they don't make many out there like him. Myself, and Kansas City fans all over are feeling the hurt once again. I thought he might be back to do some damage, I just didn't think it would be to himself...
"Priest Holmes will always be a Kansas City Chief.”