Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Dickhead: Ground Zero...

 Hey guys. On pins and needles, eh?
I have no idea when the last time I posted, I'm guessing last monthish. Voted. My guy lost. Oh wellz.
Been working mein ass off. Trying to think of movies I've seen. Hmmm...
Other than Silent Hill and Paranorman, not much.
Erm, just...
Been trying to jolt an urge for fitness into my body. Eating right, mostly lentils, salads with alot of different stuffs in them, and nothing bad as much as possible. Totally on it, ready to be all svelte in this bitch.
Also, loving the new season of Walking Dead. That show would've made me jizz myself to undeath as a kid. Amazingly enough, no one I know even watches it. And that's fucked up.
Luckily, I have a butt ton of online freakazoids to rarely rub elbows with. I mostly just lurk and devour spoilers and technical FX jargon. I'm actually watching Talking Dead as we speak/write.
I wouldn't really say Chris Hardwick's stand up that premiered last weekend is any good. Sucked, actually.
We get it, you're a nerd. I''d probably like you more if you'd give up that Harry Potter shit.
Anyhoo, gotta puff puff pass that shit back to myself now...
Toodles.

Friday, November 02, 2012

With a Rebel Yell I Endorse This Message...

 Nice tig ol' bitties. Sorry I haven't posted much in the last month no one. Anyone?
Not much going on other than the regular constant inner turmoil. Wah wah, boo frickety hoo, lol.
Nahh, I'm ok. There just isn't much going on than going to work, sleeping, and waiting for the election to be over and for Obama to please, please, please not be President again.
 You know, if he died, then idiot Biden would be in charge. That would suck. The only time the guy doesn't gaffe is when he's stolen someone else's words...
I'm just ready for it to be over and for the Koolaid drinkers to die down with their nutzoid rants on Facebook.
Ugh, I gave up arguing anything with them a long time ago. Pointless...
Here's my pick for a winning ticket: Billy Idol and Vice President Steve Stevens. Tell me that wouldn't be the shit. Well, you could, but you'd a dirty, low down lying dog.
Anyhoo, saw Silent Hill last night. The plot was a bit confusing, but the cinematography is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
I also love the nurses, deadly bitches they were...
I'm on vacation this week, which is almost over.
Puff puff pass nugga.
If you like Romney please vote.
If you're a masochistic moron with a Koolaid moustache from blowing the giant cartoonish "pitcher of foul lies", then please feel free to sit in your car in the garage with the engine running and the door closed.
Listen to some NPR...