Sunday, July 02, 2006

Raiders of the Lost Beer Cooler...


Or does Nebraska Nolte and the Wet Bar of Doom sound better? He could've singlehandedly crushed the career of Christopher Reeve AND Harrison Ford if he'd played his cards right!
So I just got back from the lake. We spent the day out there swimming and BBQing. I'm still white as a sheet though, but a little better hydrated, and it was nice to take the kids out so they could run apeshit all over the place. Wear themselves out for an early bedtime. MY Mama didn't raise no fool. I also started watching the first Spiderman movie as well, but fell asleep while he was learning to do the web thing. I just have no patience or "giddy-up-n-go" to sit through a full movie without falling asleep or getting bored with it. Adult ADHD maybe. I've always been antsy and have NEVER been able to keep out of trouble.
Such is life, I can't change who I am, can I?
I lack motivation. However, I have kept THIS little badboy going on its third month. Maybe not EVERYDAY, but more often than SOME, who shall remain nameless. And where the fuck are you, non commenters? I need to feel your love, your admiration. Your unflinching obedience to my dominion. Let me smother you in gravy. Come on. I'll show you a good time...
What else? My birthday is a month and a half away, and I'm three months from THREE years of sobriety in A.A.!!!! Yay for me!
"What's THAT?" you say.
"But you're a pothead!"
So...?
Better THIS than slave to nicotine and caffeine. Or those stupid Japanese puzzles that are the new fad nowadays...
Bring back Backgammon, I say!

1 comment:

BigMomma3502 said...

I suppose you mean me. I made a post then hit back to edit it. Lo and behold, it had disappeared! And it was a good one, too! All about hot soccer players . . . damn. I need to watch more soccer.