Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Whatever, Now Suck It Up...

So I blew off the Subway deal. I'm just too stressed to mess with it. I do still wish death upon that horrible cow who pissed/ripped me off. In the end, what is the point anyway?!?!?
"Things happening."
On the cusp?
Always hoping. Somewhere, sometime, someday I have to do more than plot and scheme your impending dooms. I'm tired of being bi polar.
I want to love all of you instead of wanting to rip your throats out with my bare teeth.
And please hurry up and pass the whole medicinal marijuana crap so I can enjoy life in peace.
I feel like when I don't have some sort of head change then I'm loathing every minute of everyone else's miserable existence.
"Phooey on all of ye!!!"
BLEEEAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
Kidding. I'm not that full of hate. Sometimes, not always.
Do you not think I want to skip through flowers and sleep lazily in the grass while the sun bathes me in its warmth?
OK, not anything that lame, but I'd be happy with some sort of ooomphf, some sort of gusto.
By the way, movies seen lately: Our Idiot Brother, disappointing girly crap - C-.
Bucky Larson, had funny parts but lame as well - C+.
Final Destination 5, not bad and ended up a prequel nicely. Too bad they got the formula wrong for staying alive. Didn't they see the other films?
Oh yeah, twas a prequel and they didn't have a Delorean...
Solid B.
Transformers 3, not bad but missing Megan Fox, WTF?!?!?
B as well.
Now back to my life...
"Oh joy..."
Zzzzzzzzzzzz, here we go again.
Tried the new Ben & Jerry's Schwetty Balls. Had chocolate covered rum balls in it, so gross. I'd rather be teabagged by Ron Jeremy in July... in the Sahara no less!!!
That's about it for now. I need a new pc, I've been using my kid's laptop and I hate it. I have a pc but it's near dead. I need my command central, I need my magic porn box.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Now look at my post picture and feel the love.

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