Warped...

 Hello, world peoples.Do you like my goatee?
I am so sluggish right now. What the heck is wrong with me?
Nothing. Nothing. Nada...

Look into mein eye. Deeply, I said.
Now...
Who's my bitch?

Dub-Dubya Zed...

 Took the King's shilling, but the body was willing,
But not playing with a full deck.
The dead man eyes a giveaway,
Those baby blues a thousand miles away...

He wanted death, but his last breath,
They sentenced him to life.
Anarchy, and girls' bodies,
Epiphany for life...
NICE DREAM.

Gotta love the Blueblack Hussar. Playing the fool? I think not.
He refused to be put in the bin. He refused to be pointed at and ridiculed.
He raised the flag, and prudence be dayumned...

Anyhoo, saw World War Z last night. I'm giving this a solid A. It was so fast paced, with barely a few breathers in there to get your bearings. I guess either the critics are complete hater douchebags, or those reshoots they did really paid off. Also, the comparisons, or even outright accusations, to 28 Days Later are so off the mark. These are zombies, folks. They do NOT die without a headwound of some sort. The makeup/CG on them was also top notch. The teeth chatterer was soooooooooooo boner inducing...
I saw Man of Steel last week. I also liked it, though not as much as the originals. Sorry, but Terence Stamp was/is the man. The new guy was just lacking, as were his criminal cohorts. There was absolutely nothing jovial about this one. Whereas the other had its slapsticky moments, this was more bleak.
Still, well worth watching. I also give it an A.
A day before that, we watched This Is the End. I'm giving this a huge A+.
Meta-whatever...
I loved it, and everyone brought their A game to this gem. I'm going to say I knew Danny McBride would be my fave, as he always is. Jay was adorable, as usual. Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill, mein main man Seth Rogen, all of them, did great. James Franco's rejection into Heaven was the best.
Go see this. Get superhigh. Heck, do them both at the same time...
WTF are you waiting for?!?

Chocolate Wizard...

 Cool ride, I saw it outside the courthouse the other day. I was there for my dog's day in court. He allegedly  killed the neighbor's dog, and then bit her. We have another court date on the 28th of this month, so I'll go into greater detail at a later time...
Anyhoo, went home today from work because my eye is all fucked up. I think I have an infection, and probably scratched my cornea today. I have to find a doctor today to cover my ass at work. Phooey!!!

Here's a closer view of the door piece. Gotta love someone who is a zombie freak like myself. I should've tried to hook up for next season of The Walking Dead...
Wow, so I was just watching the stuff I DVR'ed last night. Jonah Hill and Danny McBride were on separate shows I wanted to see that were on after my beddie bye time. I ended up having some breakfast and a nice flagon of vegetable juice to wash mein cheerios down with. Then I forgot all about the here and there of it all and spaced out for a few in front of the TV...
That's right, I sat staring at a crossdresser I keep in the corner for just such occasions.
Man, I'm dying to see This Is The End. I've been watching interviews nonstop on it, especially the late night fare. It is going to hit me as hard as Pineapple Express, I bet. I will see it many, many times.
Yea, I will.
I've also been watching the Donner cuts of Superman 1 and 2. I can't wait for Man of Steel, so I listened to both commentaries. He sure did not get along with the Salkinds. I wonder if they had a side to the story. He claims a budget and times were never mentioned, and that they always just said he was over on both. He also claimed they got rid of him and Marlon Brando pretty much just over money, and them not wanting to pay any of it. I hope to find something more on it all.
I also watched the mild feud between Dane Cook and T.J. Miller. Teej, as I like to call him, tweeted stuff about Dane bumping him, insulting the crowd for about an hour, and then leaving said hostile crowd for him to soothe. Joe Rogan, the eternal dickwheel, chatted with Dane about it on his crap show. I enjoyed listening to two shitty hacks talking more shit about an awesome comic. I was surprised, too, to hear Ari Shaffir chime in a few times. I think he feels some loyalty to Joe for backing him on the Mencia thangie a long time ago. My conclusion: Teej is the bomb, and Dane and Joe need to 69 each other somewhere a bit more private.
End of story. Fuck them.
Hmmm, drawing a blank on anything else remotely interesting to say. Trying to hit a gym some, eating right, looking better. Still too hideous to post many pictures. Add my red, puffy, oozing eyes and you've got a real winner. A real... eye sore. Yeah...
Suck it, world.

Taco Fiesta...

Not exactly sure what this is all about, but I lack for a captivating photo. This'll have to do.
May must've whizzed right by, because I only posted three times. I meant to do more, but what are you going to do about it?
You can't quit me.
The females of the tribe are at some shindig for chicks only, which is fine by me.
I'd rather not...
I need to find something on Netflix and snuggle in with myself on the couch. I bought a giant thing of strawberries I plan on nom nomming on later. Wish I had something interesting to say. Lame.
Haven't drank in five months now. Also still staying somewhat slim. Seeing alot of movies. Now You See Me was awesome. A+ all the way.
Errrrrr, my parents are in Germany. I see and read about cool places. Would love to go again someday. Maybe I will. Who knows? Don't tell me what to do.
Ugh, I came into this with good intentions, but I have nothing. I feel like the net just sucks. The world just sucks. Everything just sucks.
I wonder if it will all just cycle around again, where I once again love the world and shit. And when...
Anyhoo. I will have some shit next time. And if I don't, then I'll make some cray cray for me to say say...
Peace out, nugga$$$.