before you... slip into... unconsciousness... i'd... like to have a... nother kiss. another flashing glance at bliss, another kiss. another kiss. is death really ugly? i can only hope it is a rebirth, a rebirth. a death anew. life, is that you? i reject you, and hate you, yet love you. i contradict myself, and then i die again. and then die again. wait until he sleeps, wait until he sleeps. will it come soon? will it come soon?

Regal Smeagol...

So this is my little sweety, a dependent fought long and hard for in a knock down, drag out custody battle for the ages...
I love her. When I got her, she was kind of malnourished and neglected. I need to spend more time letting her stretch her legs. Too much time caged...
She's getting fatter now, but last night a mouse was in her cage eating her food, she almost got him. Next time...
I would love for her to eat raw meat, or maybe boiled chicken. Someday I want to raise a farmload of them, throw in live chickens and watch them devour it, feathers and all. This would be sweeeet.
Here she is, doing what she does best: SLEEP.
She can be quite a handful. Before she had a cage, she ran free, but I got tired of her not using her litterbox. Bad move on her part, because I ain't having it. I wish she would play more and hide less. She always wants you to chase or find her, and she can get into places you can't readily pull her out of.
Still, all in all, she is a great pet, I just wish I had more free time for her. I want to start making kickass ferret movies of her frolicking. We could all take note from a page in her book. That is if she could actually write some shit down, right?
So this is my little pet, dost thou liketh?
She has never bitten anyone, and I doubt she would. But if you are lower down on the food chain...
Watch out!
She used to ride my guinea pig and then sink her teeth into its shoulder. The shrieks were unbearable, so I got rid of the guinea pig. Besides, she stank, and shit constantly. And did nothing. If you were sneaking around the house in the dark, she would bust me out. When I'd be fucking, she'd make noise and throw me off, the little bitch.

So Hot, You're Cool...

Show me my favorite beauty spot...
Tie me up in a love knot.
Boiling everybody up...

This is how I run. No middle, only extremes.
I am sick today. My sinuses are killing me, my nose is dripping goo, and my lungs want to cave in on me all the time. I need a nurse, one in particular...
I don't know if I mentioned earlier, but if you get a chance to see The Walking Dead on AMC on Halloween night, then please do. You won't be sorry. Very nice zombies in that one. Done respectfully.
Don't see Paranormal Activity 2, or you will be sorry.
I'm going to see Ronnie Milsap Thursday night at the casino. That would be cool to meet him. I want to test his sense of smell by throwing some Silent But Deadly's his way and see how he reacts. Would his superpowers kick in and be able to tell from whose buns didst this gas pass from?
Would he even know what was on the menu the night before?
"Ummmm... meatloaf?"
Nope. But you're getting warmer...
"It's gotta be sloppy joe's, son!"
Right you are, Mr Milsap, right you are...

Thus the thread title...

Eggs Benedict Arnold...

Soon I have to skeedaddle but I will ramble at you for a few...
Some idiotic bitch tried to get me in trouble for putting for the suggestion that we should put exploding chips in the brainstems of illegal immigrants we catch which will detonate upon further crossings of the border.
Geeeeeeez.
Somebody's gotta come up with ideas here. I'm just spitballing. Anyway, said bitch trying to make me look all racial up in this piece.
Now, at least, I can say I hate one Mexican...

Chiefs lost again, on a bad fucking call. Somehow they are still on top of the division. Also, my Missouri Tigers moved up to 11 in the rankings while Arkansas dropped down almost where they belong...
In the toilet.
I have to go to my daughter's choir concert in a bit and am finishing up a nice little bake out session. Sounds better stoned as long as they don't do any more fucking Glee crap. Who the fuck really likes that shit?
I didn't like it the first time around when it was called Fame and Leroy wore supertight pants to show his package off to all the other prancing girlyboys.
OK, now not against gay people, just saying. If your kid likes this crap, worry.
Wonder what scared my parents? I like Olivia Newton John and the Pet Shop Boys...
Hmmmmmm.
Didn't take much to assure my parents Graveh was about ze poonanny.
Just a nice pair of footprints on the inside of my sunroof.
High five.

Severed Ties...

I miss you. You are dead to me now, or are you? Yet my memories never die. How you fucking hurt me.
Sad. Sad. SAD.
Everything is wrong, everything is wrong. Tell me what to do?
Up is down, right is wrong. Life is never what it seems. Love me, love me, LOVE ME.
I hate you, I hate you. I have never been wrong, yet never right. When will come my time?

Dark Days Indeed...

You know what that white stuff is on top of birdshit?
It's birdshit, too. Actually, it's probably their urine or whatever. Chickens have the same thing.
Who gives a fuck, right?
I just finished rereading The Invisible Man again, all on the toilet. Take that how you will, but he's a great writer. So is Michael Moorcock. Darkness...
Look deeply into mein eyes. Know that they search over your contemptible carcass with disdain. I hate you. I want to bathe in your juices. I want to dance with you as mein lifeless puppet.
Dirty brown...
Floppin' around...
Puffed up and bloated when the sun goes down...
So my beloved Chiefs are no longer undefeated, which is fine since they are doing way better than everyone thought. They are still in first place in their division, so suck it haters.
I made a giant deer chili Saturday. It was very spicy and wow. Ass dribblin's galore for the weak/week.
What else?
Soon to straighten a bunch of crap out. Wonder what it will bring with it?
Torn on a daily basis, inside and out/literally and metaphorically.
To want for yourself is often considered crime, one that is paid for to the very end.
The only other choice is to outlive.
Or outdistance...
Or outsource.
(Ha!)

My Only Friend, The End...

Howdy folks...
Been away for awhile, due to messed up internet. Thought I'd splooge all over this blog real fast.
Saw Let Me In. It wasn't bad, and Hit Girl was awesome in it. A- to be sure.
Work still sucks, I have to work at another plant tomorrow. Wish I didn't but at least it's not miles and miles away this time.
I will probably have to hook up another modem soon, this one has a built in router. I just hate messing with it all. Give me my porn now!!!
Also, Vampire Wars is pretty boring now that they've pussed out the game. I think I will quit soon and dump that account.
Boring, boring. But I'm working through the mope and almost imagining I see a tiny pinprick of hope. Things are better, but I'm still a little tender.
I have a friend/dealer that always wants to hang out. He reminds me of my friend Jay. There is always some kind of catch when you're with him. I prefer to toke alone for this reason. He calls me daily, I find myself avoiding him at work or anywhere else.
I need ME time. End of story...
Back off, world.