Friday, November 14, 2008

2012 Elections/Ode to Condy...

Condy will run, oh yes, she will run. And she will look damn fine doing it too. You will want to vote for her. In this picture, you can clearly see she can readily seduce you with those eyes as well as squirt liquid acid to rain down upon your insolent flesh!!! Beware!!!
Yet she is also a benevolent dame. She will scrub clean all of our wrongdoings, she will wash away the sins of the fathers...
She will bring us back to past glory, riding on a star spangled pony. She will lather us with soft, foamy bubbles of...
Freedom perhaps?
Righteous and divine tenacity for the finer things, to better the realms she beholds with beauty and grace?
Some in the world do not want such a thing as peace and love under one strong black woman who can crush walnuts with her thighs. Some would rather take, take, and take some more. Credit where credit is(n't) due, they mutter under their sour, tainted breaths. We can't let this happen, they cry, befuddled, to the darkening skies.
But can it be stopped? Methinks not. She is the juggernaut, she is...
Inevitability?
Do not fight the rising tide, lest you attempt to wrangle incessently with the gods of burning hellfire yourself.
Let the cleansing rays of the chocolate goddess wash down upon your soul...
CONDY2012


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