Friday, November 03, 2006

Satan Heart's Camel Toe!!!


How to effectively tighten the Bible belt over Satan's bulge?
"Can it be done?!?"
You know, the ones who keep that all sexual frustration pent up in their jeans are the ones that flip out in the end. Look at the BTK killer, deep into the church when he decided to resurface. Masturbated over the dead bodies of children he murdered.
Great guy, to his fellow congregation...
Jim Jones, anyone?

So here's this guy trying to save our souls, apparently even been doing it for awhile. Here's where the problem lies:
NO ONE BELIEVES HIM.
http://stopgclub10.blogspot.com/
He declines to drop the facade of anonymity, causing many to question his motives. The press have also dropped his cause. I personally do not care, he's not gonna stop titties from flowing freely like wine.
I have, however, had the pleasure of reading several blogsites devoted to hating his lilly livered, Tom Petty album filching(almost!) guts.
http://mrfamilyfunnies.blogspot.com/
http://gogclub10.blogspot.com/
Two places I've found that put this ass clown into the proper perspective and shed light on the intricacies of his most high foolishness. I know I came into this late, but I'm always curious to see how things play themselves out. Will he be outed as a rival owner, out for revenge? Will he be found hanging by the neck in his closet due to the shame and humiliation of having to KNOW there's titties being shook around somewhere, in town, for money?
"Oh... my... gawd! What if he's right?"
Hell's naw!!!
It's an interesting read for me anyway, been going on awhile. Club still open, the masses are free to see floppies afloppin' and camel toes apoppin'!
Horny, good natured guys will get to continue to slap complete strangers on the back and buy them a beer while hooting recklessly to the gods.
"I pressed her thigh... and death smiled."
YEEEEEEE-HAW!

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