Baby Jesus and the Captivated Audience...

Twas the day after Xmas,
And all through the casa,
Not a creature was stirring,
'cept dis lord and massah,
Stockings still hung,
And all of that schizzle,
Smoking some bud,
So what's the big dizzle?!?

Went to Missouri yesterday to hang with my parents. We had fun, ate some pizza, shot some shit. It's so weird when I visit because, although I'm extremely happy to see them, I pretty much either hide or clam up.
Go figure...
Anyhoo, what did I get?
The blu-ray that has all the XMEN movies on it, including the new Wolverine. I also got some nice Walking Dead drinking glasses. I do like it, but I'm really not ever going to do anything with them. If I break them out of the packaging, someone will actually break them. I wonder how much he paid for them, I could've gotten something a bit more play aroundable. Yeah, I know that's not a word, but what are you gonna do?
So, I'm amazingly close to one year without drinking, six days to be exact. Who cares, right?
My week of vacation is almost over, as well. Next week I'll be appearing at George's all said week. Not sure what the plan is for New Year's, but she said she'd like to not drink, which is fine by me. I really don't feel like taking care of anyone, or taxiing motherfuckers from shantytown to shantytown...
Did some online stalking earlier, to no avail. Guess you really don't want to hear from moi. Guess life is great, life is grand. I'm happy for you. Here's to you slipping on a patch of ice and smacking the back of your head, a la Liam Neeson's wife. Kidding, but not, though I feel nothing for you personally anymore. It is more of a hole that itches in my chect cavity from time to time.
Wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Followed by a hearty LOL!!!
Why do my hands smell weird?
Oh yeah, I scooped out a few handfuls of dogfood earlier. It wafts faintly reminiscent of breakfast cereal and pee...
Anyway, merry fucking XMAS, world. Keep wasting away, and keep showing me how classy you are by worshipping all the worst thangs possible. And thanks for trying to tie a nigga down. I will win the day. I will win the battle, and the whole damned war.
Someday...
I will beat this game.
I wonder how much sense this whole blog would even mean to anyone who reads it from start to finish. Does it even? Almost eight years...
Wish I still had the other one. It was quite witty, and sad, and pathetically ooey gooey. Every post title was a song, and always relevant to the topic, and my heart. It is dead now, though. My muse escaped her self made prison, though I didn't even know I was charged with holding her captive...

Merry Clitmas...

Lookie durr.
Tis the day befurr XMAS, and I've only tres posts for the month o' Deciembre.
I, of course, am off this week. We saw Anchorman 2 last night. I will only say that I really wanted to like it more than I did. It was very reminiscent of This is 40 in this manner. Knocked up was soooooo much better, and to take away the gang and focus on other schnizz kind of helped my expectations completely ruin any chance of me digging on it.
Anyhoo, it was still about Ron, but they really made Brick annoying, and totally fagged out Champ this go round. The cameos were top notch, but I missed Ben Stiller. Got Jim Carrey, though...
I just think they let Will Ferrell go on too long with his "improv", and sometimes it's just not that good. Maybe they're too afraid to tell him when his schtick blows.
Maybe they're blowing his schtick...
It's a crapshoot, really, on the answer. Guess you better consult your lucky eight ball; shake it up, then shoot it up.
Then suck it up, if'n ya can-can...
I'm sooooo tired, but I have to finish strong hurr. Next week I'm offline at Whore-Gays. I better not have to work New Year's Day, dammit.
Anyways, gotta split. My brain just emptied out, nothing but air again.
Sounded like a socka bawl...

You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime...

Hey, gang. What's the dilly? How ya been? Dubya tee to the eff? I've been slacking this month, aint I? Yeah...
Anyhoo, waiting on that promotion, hoping I do not get passed by. Probably will, but please don't let me get beat out by anyone else from my plant. I mean, come on. Really...
Such stress, to be followed by loads more if I even get the jerb. Fuckity fuck, and back for seconds, eh?
Either way, it's just another nail in the old proverbial coffin. Blerbity blerb...
Worked in Cassville, Missouri today at a George's plant. A few cuties, one really teeny tiny. But, then again, tiny is as tiny does. So weird to be somewhere new and what not, getting the glances of people I will most likely never cross paths with in the again-gain. Wonder if anyone gave me a second thought, and if it was even worthy of note...
Bleak skies today, affecting my mood along with it. It all crumbles...
It all crumbles.
Now to enjoy Full Metal Jacket with my only beloved of the brood, my blood. Mein...
Wunderkind.
Take it away, Barb!!!

Butt, Butt, in the What...?!?

Aww, hells naw!!!
Looks as though November was a bit on the barren side. Guess I should atone for this travesty.
Today it snowed like the dickens. It actually started yesterday as sleet, cleared up in the late afternoon, then flaked out later in the evening until early this evening. Doused...
Yesterday we were let out of work early, but I was to report to another plant so that one of their own lazy bastards could take off in anticipation of the looming storm. I was resigned to this fuck over, then the rest of the neighboring plants all decided to close, leaving mine as the lone straggler. These people were also told that they wouldn't have to burn any leave. However, if any of us already loaned out couldn't make it in, we'd have to use it in addition to probably getting hassled for having the audacity to not want to die on the way there. Then more of the plant's original inspectors started to call in, making more of my group have to fill in. Then the phone calls come in, and my team is pissed. Rightly so, but what can I do to stop the shit avalanche about bury us? Luckily, they finally caved in and closed down. Not much a guy can do, but it wouldn't happen in the future. Sure, they'll just find a new way to fuck us.
Le sigh...
Anyhoo, my wife is sloshed and wants me to brave the blizznizz. She wants cigarettes, and I wouldn't mind one, so she's lucky this time. I don't wanna get dressed though. Lazy. Cold.
Watching commentary for a movie.
As far as ME is concerned: I guess I feel better about everything again. I still somewhat lack real motivation. but I feel New Year resolution all over this bitch. I just really want to force feed myself a shit ton of protein. I do so hate to eat, not sure why. Just do whatever it takes to regain where I used to be before the fall. Too bad I'm not early 30's anymore. I also realize that there is no point in lamenting, whilst the evil wrongdoers continue to climb to the top. Fuck those chuckleheads, it is time to take my shit back from those who do not deserve the self accolades they poo upon theyselves...
I think a dash of bitterness can definitely serve as a spark to flame the fuck out of the dry tinder of flabby unfabbiness. In the end, I'm sure no one cares in the end, but in the end...
The desired point of it all is not care about such paltry thangs anymore, no?
The name no longer crosses my lips on a daily basis, but there is a soreness. A pang...
For the 'tang?
Not even for that...
What, then?!?
A horizon to gaze upon...
That even though some cool shit might be wayyyyy the fuck off to get to, that at least it was there and attainable. Why does the world want to fence me in? I've laid a few miles of barbed wire and pole in my lifetime, is this my karmic penance for the offending puncture?
I now watch want wither away to be replaced by basic need. Dreams gone, only fitful near wakefulness...
I need that weird chamber Luke was in at the Hoth Base in Empire. Leave me in there, and let me get some serious prune hands...
The name no longer crosses my mind's lips...
The visage is blurred...
More so now just an empty space waiting to be filled, but too tender and raw to take in a new tenant.
Time to go drive in the snow now.
Wish me luck!!!