Hi everybody!!!What's happening, how ya livin'?
The stickiest of the icky here. Or is that the ickiest of the sticky?
I'm the 311 man. I'm your nasty plaything, here I am...
I'm the b-side, better than the a-side. Flip me over and give me a spin...
So what have I been doing of lates? Other than late nights with Bea Arthur and the American Gladiators? Waking up to the sounds of mein own screams? Going to sleep to the sounds of mein own screams?
Right now I'm watching Bob Ueker on Letterman, and laughing my balls off.
Shaking off the dust, buffing out the rust..
Fixing to go for bust. If I must...
Ha!
Tonight will be flautas, an they are mighty fine. I often get them at Mexican restaurants, but like all of their food, much better made at home than by some sweaty illegal who hasn't yet grasped the concept of handwashing and its connection to explosively bloody diarrhea...
