Sunday, June 24, 2007

CuSACKery in Room 1408...

I saw 1408 Friday night, and it was pretty good, I give it a B+. Lots of scary stuff flying at you most of the way through it. Could have been better if they hadn't flubbed the ending. Were they both stuck in the room at the end? The room apparently had the power to warp time as well as space, so if so, something like that would be entirely possible. My daughter doesn't seem to agree with me on this one...
Samuel L. Jackson was the Hotel manager, trying to talk the overcurious writer from staying in the room, even for but one hour...
I kept waiting for him to lose his temper and say, "Who put these muthfuckin' evil spirits in this muthafuckin' hotel room?!?!?!"
They also could have expounded more upon the denizens past of the room, since they went into more detail on people who we never saw in spirit form, and others that were never explained. It could've been better planned, and would've made it an instant classic...

I woke up without internet today, and called SBC to see what up. They connected me to some douchebag in India, who eventually passed me on to someone stateside who couldn't help me either. I made a video, which will be to your right in links, and is called Lay Lady Lay. I think I did a pretty good job on it. I just wish I'd had more time, before the net came back on. Hope the guy from SBC who comes on Monday isn't guilty of netsackery!!!
I'll show him all about that sort of thing, using his nutsack. And two bricks. And some earplugs...
Go see 1408, it's worth it for the scares and chilling creepiness. I will sit here and pray my net stays on...
Also, watch my video, and comment. Rate it too, I hate when people don't rate videos. If it sucks, it sucks. Honesty can be brutal. But it's better than delusion!!!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Fantastic Four vs. Starsky and Hutch...

"In a Starsky and Hutch world, the Silver Surfer wouldn't have stood a chance..."
But alas!
Tis not to be, so I will say that I thoroughly enjoyed this one more than the first, which was apparently unmemorable. I saw it was PG rated and realized it would be swarming with kids, but they were pretty well behaved and engrossed in the flick.
Normally a B+ type movie, but the fact that I actually really enjoyed it bumps it up to an A-.
So eat it!!!
I loved the space sequences and fast pace of it all, and them trying to find time to get married on top of it all...
"Am I the only one that sees the irony in the gay cast member marrying the hottest chick on the planet?!?!?"
Go see it people, it was good, except the shameless cameo by Stan Lee being thrown out of the wedding after throwing his name around more than a few times. OK, we get it, you made comics and shit...
Starsky and Hutch would've saved the day in their own special way.
Brute force.
And the planet still might have been destroyed in the process!!! Between the dark fro and the golden mane, that shiny little freak on a boogie board woulda been filled full of hot lead, and a heaping helping of cutting edge police brutality:physically and emotionally...
I am alone tonight people, and feeling kinda low. I haven't been blogging much lately, but have been making a few videos on my youtube page, which you will be able to find to your right.
"He is a complete retard too..."
Hey-y-y-y, I even play the drums on one!!!
Exactly.

Wow, it's almost as if they know you want to have a threesome with them, regardless of your sex, or even your inability to embrace the more sensual side of life. But don't worry...
"They will embrace that side, and several others, including deep on ze inside..."
Ouch!!!
Like a stool pigeon on a rotisserie...

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Hostelities in My Nether Regions...

I saw Hostel last night, but was busy doing nothing, so I didn't post it last night. Sue me.
It was ok, I give it a B. The brunette who cuts the guys weener off in the end is pretty sweet too, and kinda petite. Thankfully it wasn't as much tits and ass as the other movie was. Good special effects, I just wish they would have spent more time in the rooms, doing what they do best.
Oh well.
"It was better than Pirates 3..."
So yeah, I've been busy, and I've got two weeks of schooling I have to go to soon. It's gonna be tough to hang around on the net maybe, my brain might swell, and I will need to rest that said weary head...

I read the local sheriff's department's jail roster, with accompanying mug shots, on a daily basis. I was wondering just what the heck is wrong with this lady's face! Has she been arab drifting with it? Is this road rash, roseatia, or the worst frickin' acne I ever did seen?!?!?!
A word to the wise:
"Don't blow homeless guys."
Dood!!!
Forgive them Father...


Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Spectaculate and Manisculate...

Sorry, my moods have been too dark of late to share with the likes of all ye...
"And he ain't just whistlin' Dixie either!!!"
But I will be back soon, to tell you of movies seen, and Fall Out Boy concerts, and whatever else I've been doing in the meantime...
So you can spectaculate and manisculate all you want on the particulars of my doom and gloom.
You will be none the better for it...